Eva Longoria dumps Parker

Mark McKenna
November 17, 2010
4 Comments

How'd you mess this up?

You could almost see this coming as soon as the Spurs stopped winning and Tony Parker started coming off the bench in spurts last year, Eva Longoria can only be with a winner and a stud. But apparently hoops has nothing to do with the reason Eva filed for divorce, well, not exactly…Maybe she’ll go for a baseball player like Evan Longoria, it’s easy on the name change…Oh right, she only like winners. Guess gold gloves don’t really count.

Mario Lopez a reporter for Extra, says according to Eva, Parker was banging on of his teammates wives and she busted him on it. Those actresses, you can’t hide anything from them, especially when they’re desperate housewives. Parker got busted by Facebook messages and text messages, classic rookie moves. Did he learn nothing from Tiger Woods? I repeat, delete, delete, delete! This is one dime you just can’t drop Tony!

So now Parker has lost his gorgeous wife, but what about the mystery wife of one of his teammates that Parker was banging?
Why do I have a feeling this one is not going to remain a secret? Which teammate did Parker snake? Somewhere right now in San Antonio a die hard Spurs fan is on his knees in a corner of a cold basement praying ” Please not Tim Duncan, Please not Tim Duncan.”

Let’s go sportsbooks, let’s get those odds up on which teammate’s wife Tony Parker was banging. Was it Manu’s? Jefferson’s? If I had to bet right now I’d say it’s Jefferson’s, he does have a loose handle…On the ball I mean…

Let me dare to take a guess at how this one might play out…The identity of the cheating wife and the teammate will soon be revealed. Parker will end up getting run out of town. And the cheating wife will get her own divorce and probably write a best-selling book on her affair with Eva Longoria’s French point guard husband. Sound about right?

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