Peter Crouch thinks Abbey Clancy is over the hill at age 24

Abbey-Clancey-Peter-CrouchIt’s generally accepted that girls mature faster than boys. There must be a correlative that lingerie models mature faster than, well, just about anything, because footballer/stick insect Peter Crouch apparently couldn’t be convinced to stick his hotspur into Abbey Clancy now that she’s turned a pension-worthy 24. (24? Ewww… I wouldnae do ‘er with yours…) No, the Tottenham player prefers his tottie a little less ancient, such as Monica Mint, the 19-year-old rent girl he’s been accused of schtupping. C’mon, Petey… don’t you know it’s the geriatric chicks that really know how to give a good gumming? Read more.