Celebrities who should never make sex tapes

There should be odds constantly going up on who the next young celebrity actress/actor is going to be that makes a sex tape. If there were odds up and you had the foreskin, excuse me, the foresight to pick Montana Fishburne, Laurence Fishburne’s 19 year old daughter, you would have been wrong and right at the same time, wrong in the sense that you shouldn’t know that and right in the sense that she is indeed a slut. Read more.

Let’s be clear, no one is bashing the porn industry here, they’re running a business just like anyone else, legally at that. But, let’s also be real, porn is usually only great when your daughter isn’t the one getting tag teamed by some muscle bound sex freaks with Johnsons as big the average man’s leg.

Many celebrities have actually and literally rode the porn train to success and fame. Kardashian did it, Kendra Wilkinson is doing it, Paris Hilton, the list is growing by the day. If I had to guess who might be the next star to end up on the big XXX screen, I’d take a guess at Miley Cyrus, although I’m pretty sure Billy Ray would kill her and hide her body before he let that happen…

There are some celebrities who just shouldn’t make sex tapes… Ever. For example, Lady Gaga, I’m sure there are some freaks out there that would like to see that nonsense, I’m not one of them. The last thing I need to see is Lady Gaga bending Alejandro over a futon. Another celebrity that comes to mind who should never be in a sex tape, is Justin Bieber, when he’s of age, of course. It could wreck society. There would be young girls all over the place trying to become porn stars…wait a minute, that might not be the worst thing..But there would be even more young girls going on killing sprees trying to off any girl found on screen with the pop phenom, let’s pray it never happens, and let’s hope he keeps a safe distance from Kim Kardashian and her tripod. Let’s add Mel Gibson to that list, pretty sure no one wants to see him strangling some girl while making racial slurs on camera. Puffy Combs, oh please never, who wants to watch a dancing five minutes of “Take that, take that, take that…Bad Boy”?

The list of celebrities who I hope never make sex tapes is long, unfortunately, I’m a little late. There are those celebrities who have already dived into the sex tape underworld and the world is much worse off for it. Here’s a funny list of the Top Ten Celebrity Sex Videos No one Wanted To See.

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