Thor she blows: Hammer-wielding Aussies out to smash pokies

If you can’t beat ’em, then beat ’em with a fucking hammer. That’s the motto espoused by a fringe group of anti-gambling zealots in Australia, who are trying to muster up 200 volunteers to go on a video poker machine (pokies) smashing rampage. In related news, I’m trying to muster 200 full-bladdered volunteers to go pee in the baptismal fount down at the local Catholic church. Read more.