How To Spot Jail Bait

Mark McKenna
April 22, 2010
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party-protocolIt’s getting to that time when many industry professionals will be taking that gambling vacation to Las Vegas and maybe even Atlantic City. Lately, a trip to Atlantic City should be filed under a “charity” trip considering the sputtering economy there. To make matters worse, Atlantic City casinos apparently have a bunch of under aged gamblers running about. Read more.

The last thing any player needs is to run into an under aged girl in a casino or club while they’re already in the party zone. The booze can play tricks on your mind as we all know and in that state, nobody needs jail bait to wreck a good weekend. It can really happen to anyone, I mean reasonably speaking, that is, she better not be ten years old. But an under aged chick in the casino or bar can be difficult to spot under many circumstances. They may appear of age, they may be rolling with older women and given the way young girls dress these days, its damn near impossible to spot the jail bait. It used to be the bouncer’s job to check for ID, but it appears in Atlantic City, security is a little lax. So, just in case you find yourself in an Atlantic City casino or club here’s some ways to spot the jail bait.

Spotting Jail Bait

Running Girl
This is a theory that is tried tested and true. It’s the running girl theory, based on years of statistical research and case study observations. You see, jail bait inherently knows it shouldn’t be in the club, as such, often times these girls find themselves in a state of panic periodically throughout the night. It could be they’ve lost their friends, misplaced their purse, or their just too fucking drunk. You may have noticed it before in your outings, the running girl. She’ll be in a frantic state, she’ll look young and most likely disheveled and she’ll be running, fast. There’s rarely a reason to sprint through a casino or club at full speed but jail bait engages in this activity frequently. If you see a young girl sprinting around, chalk it up as a strike.

Crying A River
Uhg, the crying girl, we’ve all seen this broad. Everyone is having a good time, drinking and partying and she’s crying. While women will spontaneously cry almost anywhere, it’s highly inappropriate in a casino or club. This is a tell tale sign she’s underaged or she’s lost a boatload of money or about to be in an arranged marriage or has just broke up with her facebook boyfriend. Either way, strike two.

Excessive Group Activity
Ever seen two or three girls that are so close on the dance floor that you can draw no other conclusion other than they must be lesbians? It’s almost like there’s a force field around them. They usually look hot and tempting and are always dressed very sexy, they might even be kissing each other. All that is great, but playing the percentages, it’s a little rare to find a group of three hardcore lesbians in a straight bar. Next, what kind of girls go to a club solely to kiss, dance and grope each other? Answer: Jail Bait. Strike three.

The final tell tale sign she’s under age, is she looks like she’s under aged! A little too much baby fat, sneakers? Guys, we can’t rely on the bouncers to screen our tail for suitability, if you’re unsure, don’t wait to check if there’s grass on the field, ask for some ID and scrutinize the shit out of it. If she’s never heard of Vanilla Ice, The Beastie Boys and doesn’t know what team Michael Jordan played for sound the alarm!

Observing these simple characteristics of jail bait can save you from a night of brainless talk, dry humping, brutal tug jobs and subsequent pervert charges.

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