How To Spot A Vegas Working Girl

John Blaise
April 12, 2010
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bodog-girls-poolIt’s spring, which to many people means many different things, to me it means one thing, it’s time to round up the crew and start planning that Vegas trip. There’s a couple tell tale signs that remind me its time to hit up Vegas. I can always tell when it’s that time of the year once I see that first spring dress wearing hottie strutting around in aviators. It’s like groundhog day, once the thong makes its springtime debut something just clicks in my mind and whispers “Rehab”.

Most guys go to Vegas to get laid, that’s the plain simple truth about the matter. I’m not going to pretend I’m above that, in fact I’m all about it. Gambling is fun, but nothing beats a Vegas fling. There’s only one problem that many men can attest to when trying to seal the deal in Sin City. Of course, being too drunk and broke can pose quite the issue, but there’s a bigger problem out there, and that’s distinguishing the normal chicks from the hookers.

How To Spot A Vegas Working Girl

If I had to make a top ten list of the obstacles in getting laid, “for free” in Vegas, distinguishing hookers from regular party girls would be at the top of my list.

They come in all different shapes and sizes, colors and shades and they’re mixed in with the regular girls at the clubs, casinos and lounges. You think you’ve scored with a fine girl, and when you get up to your room now she has her hand out and she’s quoting rates. Not exactly your idea of nightcap. I’ve heard that they can be nasty too when you try and get cheap. One story of a guy who didn’t have enough coin for the full meal deal, and asked for an oral examination, only to have the hooker get offended and look at him like he was out of his mind. I’m sorry, but isn’t that her job? I can’t call it.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot of guys that don’t mind dropping dollars for professional sex, but for those that don’t have that type of flow, it’s nothing but an obstacle and a distraction, albeit a very hot and sexy one.

So how do you spot the working girl amidst the madness? Well, lighting is always an issue, so you’ll have to rely on the force and the teachings of the Jedi “Ho Spotting” mind trick for spotting hookers in the dark, when you’re drunk. It is a trick that has been passed down from the generations of men, heroes and Vegas legends. These are the simple tells for spotting the Vegas working girl.

She’s Way Too Hot To Be Alone- There are certain girls that stand out, and there are certain girls that stick out like a sore thumb their so drop dead gorgeous. It’s the latter you have to watch out for. If its 3 am and your seeing the hottest girl you have ever seen in your life and she’s by herself, chances are she just her shift.

Too Easy- You find yourself talking to gorgeous girl who just happened to be right beside you after you just bought a round for the boys. She’ll be way too into you if she’s a working girl. And if before you even really get to put your game down, she asks to go back to your room, well, that’s a little too easy. Not that it should be that hard in Vegas, but if its too good to be true, ask how much.

What Happens in Vegas Lives in Vegas- Another sign she might be a working girl is that she knows pretty much everyone in the bar, or at least the people that work there. If she says she’s from Vegas, that’s another sign. As hot as she may be, might be wise to pass on it. Why grab a local anyway, you might have to see her the next time you come back, and that’s not a fling, that’s a string…of problems.

It’s Way Too Late And You’re Way Too Wasted- Some of these hook pieces are like wolves, preying on the weak and defenseless. In other words, drunk men. If you find yourself stumbling back to your room, barely coherent at around 4:30 am, and all of a sudden a gorgeous vixen in high heels and a mini skirt is all over your shit, sound the alarms. For starters, you’re way to drunk to be looking fly. And it’s way too late for a girl of those measurements to be all over your shit, unless you’re the luckiest guy in the world, and you might be, but don’t be surprised if your luck comes with a price tag. Nothing is open that late except Wendy’s and legs.

Use The Force, Trust Your Instincts- How many times have you thought to yourself, “that girl is unbelievable, but she’s probably a hooker”. If you even suspect it, you’re probably right, working girls naturally give off a slut for hire vibe, that men with light wallets can sense. It’s the same feeling you get when you spot a golddigger or when that guy at the mall tried to interest you in that pyramid scheme. Thanks, but no thanks.

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