Kim Kancels on Kris

Jamie Hinks
October 31, 2011
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Kim KardashianIf you’ve been reading the tablog over the past few months you’ll join us in not being surprised that the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries has come to its expected conclusion after a mere 72 days (we’re surprised it lasted 72 hours to tell the truth). The two tied the knot on August 20th and after an arduous couple of months, “irreconcilable differences” have been cited as the reason for the divorce.

Really though. Is this a big surprise?

Humphries was never going to be the breadwinner in this relationship and as such, his ego took a battering. Being dubbed Kate Middleton by his team didn’t help and the writing was on the wall when they stopped going out in public together. The rings then came off and you couldn’t even find them sharing a Wendy’s baconator.

Without wanting to speculate too much, could this have all come about because the Nets canned Kris? You can picture it now…Kim having to spend way too much time with him anyway as the season is locked out then he starts asking her to hook him up with a job. Marrying into royalty doesn’t mean you get all the perks punk. She knows she should have gone for Deron Williams.

What next for Kris? He’s no longer Keepin up with the Kardashians. Isn’t shooting hoops for a living.. Dancing with the Stars is already underway as well. Making his own Z-list

Whether it was marrying the wrong Net, realizing her man was a nobody or just decided she wanted to Kancel, we’re damn sure Kim won’t be on the shelf for long.

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