The Easter weekend will mean that for one of the only times this year, there will be plenty of married men in a quandary. You’ve been invited round to the in laws for the first time since you danced naked during the wedding karaoke and managed to go penis-first into the wedding cake.
Well maybe that didn’t happen to anyone reading this but the more implausible you are, the funnier it will be. So even if that didn’t happen to you, imagine it did, as it will make your day a lot more entertaining.
What of that poor man though? How can he possibly make up for the embarrassment that was meant to be the best day of his life?
One way would be to outdo yourself. I mean we’re talking an epic prank and it doesn’t even have to involved nakedness. You could go undercover and find out all the deepest darkest secrets that your in-laws possess and then produce a movie where you act them all out. Granted this is quite far to go but you can bet that your past misdemeanor would fade into insignificance.
If that doesn’t go down a treat then finding out that the whole family are extremely claustrophobic after filling an entire room with balloons could send you down in folklore as a “legend” amongst everyone but that family.
I mean who wants to be all nice, innocent, and please them when you can have some real fun!
Obviously we wish everyone luck with dinner at the in-laws this weekend. If we hear one story like this lingering around at a future gaming conference, with photos and all, we may have to arrange for you to get knighted.
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