How To Get Laid on New Year’s Eve

There’s bringing in the New Year, there’s ringing in the New Year and there’s “getting it in,” in the New Year, the latter part being the goal of most men heading into 2011. You know what I’m talking about, there’s not a better place to be for a red-blooded male than between some thighs when the clock strikes 12. Here’s some tips on how to get laid on New Year’s Eve.

If there’s a New Year’s Eve Party where a lot of your co-workers or close friends will be in attendance, especially that cute brunette in the cubicle just down from yours, well, you better make sure you got to that party. New Year’s Eve presents that opportunity for you to finally bang that girl that you’ve always wanted. Everyone’s drinking, everyone is partying, and everyone is looking to make one more lasting memory for the passing year. Therein lies your greatest opportunity.

Make sure you’re the one she’s kissing when the clock strikes 12- Often times this is makes or breaks the deal. You’ve put in work the whole night, being funny, partying and dancing with her, just make sure it’s your lips she’s kissing when the clock strikes 12. Hell, you might even want to tell her in advance just book your spot. That midnight kiss, has for many men lead to reckless uninhibited sex, often in weird places.

Stay on your feet- New Year’s Eve is the most highly ranked festive evenings on which most people are having sex. Think back, I’m sure you can remember at least one sexy New Year’s Eve encounter you’ve had, and if not, shame on you. But for some of us, there are those New Year’s Eve memories that seem to fade, this is due in large part because those were the nights you never actually made it to midnight. Going too hard too early is a rookie New Year’s Eve mistake. The chances of you getting laid at a New Year’s Eve party are already decent just by you showing up, but if you’re pissed out of your tree and urinating in the kitchen sink, before passing out the bath-tub, you’re not giving yourself a chance. That said, a bravo is in still in order for the men that go that hard without reservation, the world is a better place because you.

Put in the groundwork- Laying the foundation is the key that will enable you to be laying pipe later in the evening. Be that guy that’s always going “whooo, Happy Fucking New Year!!” in that pretty girl’s face as you hand her a drink, just be that guy that’s always around her, striking up conversation, rubbing shoulders, dancing, just be there. You might not even be her first choice, but if you’re the most familiar and friendly face she’s seen all night, chances are you’re the one who’s getting that midnight kiss.

Timing- This is something you just can’t teach, but it makes all the difference in the world. A properly timed sexual advance is like shooting a game-winning buzzer beating three pointer, you just have to feel it, and let it go, no hesitation. It could be that there’s some beautiful fireworks exploding in the background, or maybe you’re in Barcelona eating grapes at midnight, or maybe you’re in Times Square watching the ball drop with some fine Boricua, when your moment comes, make your move!

Now if you want to step your game up, go ahead select multiple targets to put the groundwork in with. Then you could wind up a situation where you’re getting multiple midnight kisses, which opens up the possibility of getting laid twice on New Year’s Eve.

This last tip should almost go without saying if you’re really trying to get laid on New Year’s Eve, just grab the girl who’s partying the hardest! You’d be surprised at just how often the simple suggestion “Let’s make out!” will get through the door and doing the nasty in some shoe closet or bathroom stall. How do you spot that party girl? Well, she’s probably the one either doing keg stand, screaming, doing a shit load of body shots and or making out with someone else. Jump in there tiger!

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