How to score on your first night in Vegas
Wine and dine or grab her friend!
Let me begin this by saying in no way do I claim to be a love doctor and in no way is this a dating service style advice schpeel like you find on those sketchy internet sites. What this is, is it’s a good times compilation of techniques and stories from other guys some good looking, some not, some fat, some skinny, some nerdy, some high rollers some ballers and it’s their stories of how they were able to score on their first night out in Vegas. I’ve compiled these stories and put together a little how to list on how you can get laid your first night in Vegas, and no, working girls don’t count. Be warned, some of these techniques may not work for you, but you’ll have to figure out the ones that do and don’t on your own, try not to get slapped!
1. Direct approach. ” Are we going to fuck or what?” I know what you’re thinking, there’s no way that ever works. You’d be surprised. Truthfully, not only have I heard stories of this line working, but I’ve personally witnessed it work and to my astonishment my friend disappeared until the next morning, with one hell of a story to tell. The rationale behind it is simple, if you find a woman out there who is looking for exactly what you’re looking for, you’re just wasting time beating around the bush. Of course, if she’s not that type of girl, you’re likely to either catch a backhand or a drink in the face…Hey, lesson learned.
Direct approach
2. Wine and dine…Here’s a common approach that many stories include. It involves breaking the ice and then offering to buy her drinks. If you can keep that going on all night and work your way into dancing with her you’re more than halfway there. If you still have her on your arm, albeit, because your getting her and probably her friends, drunk, offering to leave the bar to go get something to eat is a great exit strategy. As many of the stories go, once the late night feast was over, invites to head back to the room usually were automatic.
3. Go for the Gold in the bar! Certainly you’ve heard stories of this yourself, heck, we’ve all probably done it and had it work. You know what I’m talking about, I’m talking about getting loose on the dance floor or at the bar. You meet a girl that you have some chemistry with or you’re both really blasted, either or…And the next thing you know it’s a makeout/groping show in the middle of the bar or dancefloor. It just happens…Love those. Great, ride that out. This is usually a tell tale sign your in for the long haul. Too many times guys come to their senses in a premature moment of clarity, “What am I doing, this is crazy”…Yeah it is, don’t stop idiot! This also works at Vegas pool parties, where in the water, you might be wondering, ” I could probably slide my…” YES you can, anything goes, especially at Rehab.
4. Grab her friend…This is a classic move than can take you from the guy she’s kind of interested in to the guy she has to have…tonight! If done correctly. If not done correctly, it can take you from the guy she’s interested in to the guy she’s about to kick in the balls. The tactic is simple and subtle. You make headway with one girl and then very subtly flirt with her friend under the cover of just being a nice guy. It works better if her friend isn’t as good looking as your primary target… Girls are competitive, if the girl you first made headway with suspects she’s losing you on her own, she’ll try that much more to secure you for the night, and just to show her girlfriend up, she’ll let you take it to the next level. This method is tried tested and true in a variety of situations, but requires some level of smoothness. Keep in mind, if you play your cards perfectly and under the right circumstances with the right girls, you might be leaving with one under each arm.
5. Get drunk, start gambling and just let the night carry on…Everyone loves the guy who’s having the most fun. Some people are too shy to step out of their shell, they’ll party and get drunk, but heaven forbid they just get downright crazy on the dance floor or in the bar and throw caution to the wind. The fun guy attracts women like ants to syrop. Your partying, having a good time, girls want to do the same. keep in mind, people in Vegas are on vacation just like you, they want stories and memories just like you, the fun drunk is a beacon for that hope. Your bound to find at least a few girls ready to get down like you are, at which point, you can then refer to previous four techniques.
Go for the gold and just carry on!
Do you have any tried, tested and true techniques of your own? We’d love to hear them! Remember men, iron sharpens iron, we’re in this together! Or as a great performer once coined, It aint no fun, if my homies can’t have none!
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