Russia reconsiders placing casinos in frozen wastelands

Peter Amsel
August 13, 2010
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Russian-Casinos-Frozen-Wastelands Did we call it or what? Russia’s plan to restrict all of its casinos to four far-flung wastelands that even Dr. Zhivago couldn’t reach via horse-drawn sleigh has finally been recognized as, um, a really dumb idea. As one Russian politician stated, “it has become increasingly clear that no one wants to go to these zones.” No shit, Sherlockski. The new proposal is to relocate at least one of these casino clusters to someplace where humans outnumber the musk-oxen. Shrewd… Read more.