Dirty sites need to make a clean break
It's all such an anti-climax
Is it just me, or is porn on the internet becoming a bit samey? I say this, simply because I have reached a crisis. I have become porn picky. In the early days, I could happily knock one or even two out to a slow reveal of first a girl’s head, then her neck, then her shoulders and, as my dial-up connection struggled to cope, I would be all done by the time the tips of pixilated breasts had started to appear. These days after years of following internet porn’s growth in huge abundance (ahh, a bun dance) I have reached a hands solo panic.
I have been through all the stages in the evolution of porn development i.e. Before PC and After PC. Before PC was tricky as only your strangest friends seemed capable of knowing where to pick up hard core porn videos. And, once they had them it meant sitting in someone’s lounge watching the film with all your mates and generally feeling awkward.
What was the point of that? For those special moments alone the magazines would come into play. But you’d have to go through the hassle of holding a jazz mag at the right angle and using your mind to make the image in question come to life. It was all so complicated. Mind wanks. Wank banks. Innocent days.
After PC, the world of porn started to open up for the stay-at-home connoisseur. There were adult passes, secret sites and torrent download thingies. Stuff that allowed you to really see what was going on, close up and personal. Now sites such as Xvideos.com, Pornhub.com and Youporn.com have raised the bar. But as the bar has risen, the world of self pleasure has changed.
Finding that perfect video has become a search for the holy grail. Men across the globe sit, cock in hand scouring through pages of different categories looking for their pleasure dome. Click on one video and then 30 seconds in, you realise it wasn’t quite what you were looking for. Keep on searching. It’s out there somewhere.
In the end you will settle for whatever film is next as the search has gone on too long. The bolt is shot and you can get back to work. Ten years ago chaps involved in the art of manual persuasion would have watched whatever was served up. Now, with a choice of over a million films to wade through, the decisive choice evades.
Essentially, this could be because all professional films follow a similar path; bad acting, false breasts and silly scenarios while all amateur films tend to be badly lit, have fat stomachs and saggy arses. It’s all the same! Porn has become samey – and I for one want something done about it.
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