Super Bowl Experience: I should have been born a man
As each day goes by I keep thinking to myself, I really should have been born a man…or at least a lesbian. I mean, I spend my days and nights accompanied by two extremely hot chicks with enormous boobs, I take pictures with topless models at parties, I rub elbows with the biggest sports stars in the world, I interview sports radio and TV personalities, and I am given opportunities to attend huge sporting events such as the Super Bowl itself. Seeing as changing my sex and sexual orientation is not possible, I think its appropriate to make the best out of the situation- therefore, CalvinAyre.com will virtually document everything I do so I can share my experiences with everyone…and make every man jealous along the way. Enjoy!
Official Super Bowl Parties
Maxim, Moves Magazine, Playboy, Esquire, Snoop Dogg, Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, CBS party at Mansion, Bud Light Pool Party, Jamie Foxx Celebrity Gala, Lingerie Bowl VII…the party list goes on and on and on. The challenge here is not finding out what is going on each night, rather, the challenge is deciding which party to go to. The other challenge is coming to terms with the fact that every girl at every party will be about 200x hotter than I am. Its fine, you get used to it after a while…just tell yourself that while these 20-somethings may come along with gene pools of perfection, copious amounts of plastic surgery, flawless makeup, amazing outfits and a permanent tan, its the personality that really counts.
Getting denied from Radio Row
What a tease this was- we saw Snoop enter the NFL Media Center with his entourage, we saw sports stars pulling up in limos and hot cars, we saw sports stars leaving and getting picked up by limos and hot cars, and we heard that Chris Rock, Adam Sandler and Kevin James were hanging out inside the center, but alas, we were denied media passes. Dammit! I guess it works better when Calvin is actually with us. No harm done though, I still managed to snag sports radio personality Sid Rosenberg for a quick interview outside Radio Row, my new favorite person on the planet.
South Beach Shenanigans
I don’t even know where to start with this one! The daytime scene at South Beach during Super Bowl weekend is simply off the hook…Collins Ave, Ocean Drive, the Clevelander, Fat Tuesday’s, the beach itself, I have never seen anything like it! The streets and the bars were packed full of people, the cabs were far and few between, and the Saints fans from New Orleans were amazing…one guy actually hand-shipped crawfish and Mardi Gras beads to a bar on South Beach, cooked up a feast, and doled out everything for free just for the fun of it. Another Saints fan was carrying around a Peyton Manning doll would periodically “give it” to Peyton for some crowd-pleasing entertainment, if you know what I mean.
UltimateBet.com VIP night out at Fountain Bleu
It’s really too bad that I was not covering this party for the CalvinAyre.com SINdex because I would have clearly given out a joint DAF award to Pete Barovich and Michael Jackness. Clearly. Now Pete I have seen drunk before, but Michael? No f’n way. So anyway, UltimateBet surely knows how to treat their VIPs…fancy hotel rooms, Bentley limo, nice steak dinner, VIP table at the hottest club in town, and tickets to the Super Bowl were all part of this UB Super Bowl promo package. While I am clearly not an UltimateBet VIP player, I did have the pleasure of joining the group for dinner and for a night out at Liv, a club known for its celeb sightings, large lines, and incredible DJs. On this particular night Jennifer Lopez made a nice appearance on stage, banged out a few popular numbers, and looked pretty amazing in her sparkly little see-through outfit.
Super Bowl experience at Sunlife Stadium
Peter Gold of VegasInsider.com does it again! While I was in town Peter took me for an exquisite dinner where he knew the entire staff including the sommelier, but that is not all…he actually hooked me up with two tickets to the Super Bowl itself. Anyone who knows me well is quite aware of the fact that I don’t know jack about American football, so here are my inexperienced observations: the crowd was certainly more corporate and family oriented than the drunken tailgating average Joe crowd, and the contagious vibe throughout the whole stadium was all I needed to enjoy myself. Even though we had to wait two hours after the game to catch a cab back to South Beach, the entire Super Bowl stadium experience was pretty surreal, and I learned a very important lesson that night. Book a car home in advance. Period.
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