Welcome to the Dogg House
Grrr-eetings,
As the resident dog on the site I’m here to make some sense of this mashed-up human zoo you mammals inhabit. First things first. Fair play to, Calvin. The fella’s done alright for himself with his casinos and wotnot across the pond – but, between you and me, don’t think he could have done any of it without his right hand mutt.
When it comes to world domination, behind every megalomaniac lies a good hound. Take Hitler, for example, it was his trusty Alsatian, Blondi, who had the balls to take that cyanide pill before anyone else in that bunker; then there was George W Bush, whose Scottish terrier Barney took a bite out of two people at the White House, and, of course, don’t lets forget that other warmonger, sorry, European Presidential candidate Tony Blair, who couldn’t have got anywhere without Cherie…
Of course, Calvin thinks he owns me but don’t forget who makes who dinner every night, who runs after who in the park and who scares the shit out of who every morning? Actually, I’ll give him that last one.
Anyway, enough about Calvin. I think we’ve established who’s top BoDaDogg in this operation. So if you want to know the score, watch this space.
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